the lovin' spoonful

my word of the day is sodden and for yesterday it was burdgeon. i've decided that i should use the words in a sentence instead of just reading them and deleting, so here goes:

"a burdgeoning warmth eminating from my vagina caused me to masturbate until my panties were sodden with moisture."

unfortunately that wasn't good enough. i still want to have sex. i suppose if i twisted the arms of a few exs' i could get that taken care of but i'm thinking that if there was a good time to be a ho this is it. after all, i'm not getting any younger. besides, there are too many people in LA to actually get a reputation (unless you're famous).

my only problem now is how to figure out if the guy will be any good before i take my panties off.