the grateful dead

are you dating a vampire?

over the next few blahgs, i'm going to describe the hallmarks of a vampire. but a few things before i start.

first, this is not a disparaging treatise on vampires. it is simply an aid to those people in relationships to discover whether their lover is a vampire since vampires will never voluntarily reveal their secret. thereby allowing a human being to decide whether to continue the relationship.

second, a vampire is neither good nor evil. they simply are. just as a cheetah feeds on springboks because it is their nature, a vampire must dominate a human. they know no other way. and they show no remorse as is their nature.

third, i use the moniker vampire to describe those people who inhabit a human form but are unable to form emotional attachments that are common to human beings. i would even venture to say vampires are jealous that they can't feel as we do and therefore experience a thrill in dominating a human who is bound by such attachments. thus, vampires exploit what they see as frailties against the human.

fourth, if my examples do not elucidate your particular quandary, feel free to post a comment and i will attempt to help clarify.